Scene: Monty and I just got home from running errands. Our three cats always meet us at the door, but this time, only Mackin did.
Characters:
Him—Monty
Me—Renee
The boys—our cats Mackin, Seamus, and Carrick
Me: I’m so glad to be home. What’s up with this heat?
Him: I know, I just checked—it’s one hundred degrees!
Me: Mackin, you’re alone! Where are your brothers?
Him: You really should know that. You are their mother.
Me: Very funny. Listen: I hear them meowing—
Him: I only hear Seamus, and it’s not good. He’s growling.
Me: Oh, here they come. They were down in the basement.
Him: Hey, Seamus, stop! Don’t you dare chase him!
Me: Why do you always have to take Carrick’s side?
Him: Because he’s so little! He’s half Seamus’s size.
Me: Then Carrick should know to leave him alone.
Him: He can’t! This whole house is Seamus’s “zone.”
Me: Boys, stop it now, and I’ll give you some treats.
Him: Look at them instantly stop fighting to eat.
You realize you’re rewarding bad behavior.
Me: Hey, thanks, Dr. Phil. I’ll work on that later.
Him: What were they doing? I wonder what happened.
Me: You don’t have to wonder—it’s easy; just ask them.
Him: Okay, boys, here’s your chance. Tell us the truth.
Me: Explain why you’re acting so rough and uncouth.
Carrick: I was playing and running; it’s kind of a blur–
I very accidentally snagged Seamus’s fur.
Seamus: Good lord! Did he ever! Out of nowhere!
I was minding my own business, alone on the stairs.
Carrick: It wouldn’t have happened if I had a toad.
I’d have something to play with; I’d leave Seamus alone.
Seamus: For five minutes at most, but then you’d be back
and I’d have to give you another big smack.
Me: For the last time, Carrick, you can’t have a toad.
You have baskets of toys; we know you’re not bored.
Him: And Seamus, don’t smack him. Just pretend he’s not there.
I know you can do it; don’t give me that stare.
Me: If cats are like this, can you imagine real children?
Him: Yes, I can, which is why I’m glad we don’t have them.
Me: I know what you mean. What shall we do tonight?
Him: Stick around here and break up more fights?
Me: No, let’s go for a drive; we can stay out of the heat.
Him: You talk to the boys. I’ll get the Jeep.
Me: Okay, sons, we’re leaving. You be nice boys.
Don’t mess with each other—play with your toys.
Now Carrick, don’t listen; I’m talking to Seamus.
My dear precious boy, we’ll keep this between us:
Don’t listen to Daddy—I know you’re sweet,
and when I get home, I’ll give you more treats.
Monty: Are you ready to go? Did you talk to those two?
Me: Oh, I laid down the law. They know what to do.
Him: I’m sure they’ll be good—no more messing around.
Me: Yeah, they’ll be fine. Goodbye, boys–peace out.
“There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.”Dan Greenberg
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Cat owners, really have to have a sense of humor.Seeing as Debbie and I are relatively “newbies”, we discover different habits of our Bradley. You and Monty have 4 times the fun everyday. Alyssa has 3 cats, that also entertain, aggravate daily. But, like you and Monty, we totally love our beloved feline companions. Thoroughly enjoyed todays writing. Kudos to you, your creative writings
I am thrilled to be back.God Bless. Keep on blogging, Sparrow
TexGen .❤😇
TexGen–
You’re right; we definitely have to have a sense of humor! Between you and Debbie and Alyssa, you have lots of animals, so you must be a family with humor spread all around. And lots of love. Thank you for your kind words, and welcome back! ❤
Neat story, pet owners will sure understand, the cats are always up to something, if a cat is laying around he is planning his next mischief prank I know our dogs do. The 16 year old dog runs the show, but the two 2 years olds bug him tell they get their way, it’s funny to watch.
Great post fun to read!
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Grover
Grover–
You made me laugh, saying that if a cat is laying around he’s planning his next prank. So true! I’ve seen pictures of your dogs, so I can imagine the two little ones getting into a lot of mischief! Thank you for your kind words. ❤